Aug 11 2011

Top 11 Reasons For Proper Labeling at the Workplace

  1. The water in the water bottle has a funny shade of green
  2. The plastic holding the liquid has melted around it
  3. It has a funny shade of florescent green and you don’t remember Gatorade coming out with any new flavors
  4. It sizzled on the ground when poured out
  5. There are some funny letters and numbers written on the bottle that kind of remind you of high school chemistry class
  6. The bottle was found hanging out around the chemical closet
  7. You get this faint dizzy feeling when you take a whiff of it
  8. You have no idea where this container came from
  9. It says ice tea, it even kinda looks like ice tea but you think you burnt some of your nose hairs off when you went to take a swig
  10. The last guy who drank out of that bottle hasn’t been seen in a couple of hours
  11. The guy before him has been wondering around looking dazed and confused and demands to be called Lord Fluffinstuff